(Source: memecollection, via mew-squared)

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

(Source: babylizard, via mylittledecoy)

(Source: liamconnor, via senoritacumberbatch)

(Source: paintdoktahwho, via devidementia)

8bitfuture:

51% Of People Think Stormy Weather Affects ‘Cloud Computing’

A survey of 1,000 people by Citrix showed the slightly disturbing result, along with that fact that 95% don’t think they’ve ever used cloud computing - even though they are actually frequently using it:

65 percent bank online, 63 percent shop online, 58 percent use social networking sites such as Facebook or Twitter, 45 percent have played online games, 29 percent store photos online, 22 percent store music or videos online, and 19 percent use online file-sharing. All of these services are cloud based.

(via 8bitfuture)

pizzaforpresident:

I borrowed an iPad from my campus library and found this and approximately 100 more photos of the librarian testing out photobooth.

(Source: pizzaforpresident, via most-awkward-moments)

coupleofscrewsloose:

motherfucker-im-ill:

elevenfiiftynine:

stolenfromthenet:

aW, he looks just like my kangaroo 

Did you know: in Australia, kangaroos are more popular than dogs as a house pet.

i ride my kangaroo to school everyday

he looks pissed, 

(Source: thecaptain666, via bring-yourwar)

pete-townslut:

I love this gif more than anything in the world, okay?

(via devidementia)

(via we-arethemonsters)

h-opelessly-hopeful:

1d-ftw:

wtf is happening in this picture

I KEEP THINKING I’LL GET TO SOME CLOSE UP BUT IT NEVER GETS CLOSER.

what. the. hell… 

omfg. i stared for lime 10 minutes thinking it was getting closer. wtf. my brain hurts

(Source: stonershit, via icarus-dies)